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Funny Retirement Ornament – Rude Retirement Gift – Coworker Gag Gift – Offensive Christmas Ornament – Happy Retirement 2025 Keepsake Celebrate their big exit with a laugh! This hilarious “F*cking Quitter (Oops, I Mean Happy Retirement)” ornament is the perfect gag gift for coworkers, employees, or friends who are finally clocking out for good.
Made from premium porcelain with crisp black text and vintage typewriter style, it’s a cheeky way to honor years of hard work — and even better with a drink in hand. Comes with a gold string and free gift box for easy gifting!
Product Details: 🎄 Our ornaments are made from premium porcelain and printed using a sublimation process that ensures vibrant graphics that will never fade.
Each ornament includes a complimentary gift box and gold string — ready to be gifted or hung on your Christmas tree. ❤️ OUR LOVE IT GUARANTEE If there are any issues with your ornament, just message us and we will gladly send you a reprint or issue you a full refund.
PRODUCT DETAILS * High-quality porcelain (smoother + more durable than ceramic) * Glossy finish with vibrant, permanent design * Includes matte black gift box (ready to gift!) * Includes gold string for easy hanging * 3" diameter * 1/8" thick * 3/16" hole diameter HOW TO ORDER 🚩 Please note: Each customization must be added to your cart separately.
Selecting more than one quantity will print duplicates of the same design. 1. Choose a design variation from the dropdown (if applicable) 2. Enter personalization details in the box provided 3. Add to cart 4. For multiple ornaments with different personalization, add them one at a time 5.
Proceed to checkout and confirm your shipping address PRODUCTION & SHIPPING * Handmade to order (not eligible for return, but please reach out if you have any issues) * Production time: 1–3 business days * Ships via USPS * Delivery: 3–5 business days (U.S.) * Holiday shipping cutoff: To receive by Christmas, please place orders by December 12th.
Orders after this date cannot be guaranteed to arrive before Christmas, even with Priority Shipping. AI ART ASSISTED Part of this design was created with the assistance of an AI image generator and then refined by me to create a unique finished product.
Every ornament is customized, polished, and finalized by hand before production. 💖 Thank you for supporting our small family-run business!
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