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Opening your find
Sometimes, the best birthday wishes come with a little brutal honesty. This card skips the sugarcoating and gets straight to the point—because, well…holy shit, they’re old. Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who can take a joke (and maybe needs a reminder to stretch before getting out of bed now).
Hand it over with a laugh, a cake, and maybe some reading glasses—just in case. Blank inside. Includes an envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches
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