Opening your find
Opening your find
$33.99
✨ THE COLLECTOR S EDITION "DRAGON BOOP" HEAVYWEIGHT TEE ✨ "The Forbidden Boop — Roll for Courage." Every fantasy reader and tabletop adventurer knows the temptation: when faced with a colossal, fire-breathing wyrm guarding an ancient library hoard... you must boop the snoot.
Crafted in our signature Hoard & Hearth medieval woodcut bookplate style, this 8-color layered vector illustration features a tiny armored knight in a billowing oxblood-crimson cloak standing on tiptoe atop a stack of ancient leather-bound grimoires and gold coins to gently "boop" the nose of a towering emerald dragon—whose giant golden eyes are locked in a comical cross-eyed stare right at the finger on its snout. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 👕 WHY READERS & GAMERS LOVE COMFORT COLORS® 1717 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ • Authentic Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight garment-dyed tee (6.1 oz/yd², 100% ring-spun US cotton) • Relaxed, broken-in vintage fit that feels like your favorite reading tee from day one • Soft-washed garment-dyed shades (recommended: Pepper Charcoal, Ivory, Black, Espresso, and Crimson) • Double-needle stitched collar, sleeves, and bottom hem built to last through thousand-page fantasy series • High-resolution 300 DPI direct-to-garment print engineered specifically for dark and light garments ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📏 SIZING & FIT GUIDE ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ • Relaxed unisex fit (Comfort Colors® 1717 runs true-to-size with a comfortable vintage drape) • Size up 1 size for an oversized cozy reading-nook or tavern fit • Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL (see size chart in listing photos for exact chest width & body length) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ • Machine wash cold, inside-out, on gentle cycle with mild detergent • Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest print life • Do not iron directly over the printed graphic ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🛠️ PRODUCTION PARTNER & DESIGN DISCLOSURE ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ • Original Design by Hoard & Hearth: Created using AI-assisted concept generation and custom-engineered into a 3× supersampled 8-color layered vector master (97,000+ vector segments) with hand-typeset commercial typography (Fraunces & Cinzel converted to vector outlines) and custom complementary color separation. • Production Partner: Made to order with our US print-on-demand partner (Printify / Monster Digital) and shipped directly to your door with full USPS tracking.
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